Spirit Guides

Spirit Guides are general purpose assistants with the skills, knowledge, and experience necessary to help our guests fully realize their Burner Potential.  A Spirit Guide should know the best way to tie a Gordian knot, what time of day provides the best lighting for staged selfies, the quickest route back to camp from any spot on the playa, how to quickly deal with ‘rusty pipes’ (both kinds), be able to make a perfect cappuccino, etc.

In order to fully transcend, our guests must be freed from all of the mundane details of physical existence.  You will be assigned to assist one or more guests in their transformative journey.  Therefore, your duties will include, but are not limited to, the following:

  • Monitor the health and well being of your Patron Guest(s), and fetch food and drink as needed.
  • Deflect any camera carrying burners who have not been invited to take pictures of your Patron Guest(s).
  • Anticipate the needs of your Patron Guest(s), and supply them before they realize they even have a desire.  You will have a radio to communicate with Camp Concierge as necessary.
  • Pick up, and dispose of, any MOOP your Patron Guest(s) might create in their journey.

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