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Da Vinci’s Workshop – Our perfect theme!

Join us in celebrating one of history’s greatest minds, and the simple truth behind his success.  Without wealthy Patrons, Da Vinci would have likely been an obscure cobbler making complicated shoes nobody wanted to wear.  Through the Patronage of the wealthy, his name will live on forever.  Let us celebrate the symbiotic relationship of the haves and the have-nots, and help bring appreciation of the void we fill to the unwashed masses.

Simply put, 2016 will be our grandest year to date.  We enjoyed the secrecy of our stealth-mode startup pivot last year, and now its time to come out of the closet and bring some disruption to the playa.

Please check back often, as the events and patron perks pages are undergoing rapid development.

In the spirit of Da Vinci's era, we the rich wish to commission great works in our names!