Merriment Guides

The position of Merriment Guide is an exclusive award bestowed only upon the most beautiful and untainted by the burdens of the world.  There are no education, skill, or experience requirements for these positions.  If you do possess any unique skills or abilities that you feel could be relevant, be sure to list that on your application.  To be fair, most of these positions will likely be filled by Professionals in the field of personal gratification; but we welcome your enthusiasm and picture/video filled application.

Be advised that along with your application you will need to provide certain medical documentation, as per Nevada health codes.  In order to board your limousine transportation from Reno, you will need to provide similar documentation that can be no older than seven business days at the time of pickup.

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