There are few experiences grander than being chauffeured around the incredible spectacle of Burning Man, in a gaily lit vehicle that draws all eyes to its passengers. For that reason we have partnered with Uber to provide our guests with six high-capacity limousines that we plan to transform into artistic creations sure to inspire delight and wonder in all those who see them. When you and your friends cruise slowly past a rave, an art installation or a theme camp, you will be on stage, gorgeous, so be sure to carefully select your costume for those particular hours! The camp Fashion Guide will be delighted to help you with this– their mission is to make you look as hawt as you are!
Access to these vehicles will be properly controlled, so you are assured of a seat or couch should you feel tired (or romantic!), and there will always be space for you on the top Dance Deck, where our state-of-the-art sound system will help you show off your sexy moves and your costume de jour. Beverages and other “refreshments” will be provided below decks as well, so just bring your beautiful self, for a day or night out on the town.
If you wish to bring a new friend onto the art car, simply tap your Apple Watch once as you board to notify the driver. Otherwise, your guest will be told that the car is at capacity and it is unsafe for them to board.
If you would like to disembark at any of the clubs or scenes you encounter, simply double-tap on your camp supplied Apple Watch to signal the driver of your desire. When you are bored, simply triple-tap on your Apple Watch and our speed launch will come pick you up at your current location. We can then deliver you back to the art car, or to camp, whichever you prefer.
We will soon be adding more guidelines here, and in the FAQ, detailing the (quite minimal) effort your mechanic will need to make should you wish to drive your own vehicle during the event. If this is a more attractive option to you, please contact firstname.lastname@example.org and give them your camp membership number. They will be glad to assist you with procuring the proper passes and credentials.