{"id":38,"date":"2015-01-03T19:28:28","date_gmt":"2015-01-03T19:28:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/?page_id=38"},"modified":"2015-01-22T22:35:23","modified_gmt":"2015-01-22T22:35:23","slug":"merriment-guides","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/employment\/merriment-guides\/","title":{"rendered":"Merriment Guides"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The position of Merriment Guide is an exclusive award bestowed only upon the most beautiful and untainted by the burdens of the world.\u00a0 There are no education, skill, or experience requirements for these positions.\u00a0 If you do\u00a0<span data-dobid=\"hdw\">possess<\/span> any unique skills or abilities that you feel could be relevant, be sure to list that on your application.\u00a0 To be fair, most of these positions will likely be filled by Professionals in the field of personal gratification; but we welcome your enthusiasm and picture\/video filled application.<\/p>\n<p>Be advised that along with your application you will need to provide certain medical documentation, as per Nevada health codes.\u00a0 In order to board your limousine transportation from Reno, you will need to provide similar documentation that can be no older than seven business days at the time of pickup.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The position of Merriment Guide is an exclusive award bestowed only upon the most beautiful and untainted by the burdens of the world.\u00a0 There are no education, skill, or experience requirements for these positions.\u00a0 If you do\u00a0possess any unique skills or abilities that you feel could be relevant, be sure to list that on your &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/employment\/merriment-guides\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Merriment Guides<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":32,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"tags":[14,3,4,5,13,12],"class_list":["post-38","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","tag-bm2015","tag-burningman","tag-caravancicle","tag-mirror-mirror","tag-ousttananbaum","tag-wtf"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P5ylUo-C","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/38\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":196,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/38\/revisions\/196"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/32"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}