We are well aware that Burning Man is as much an experience for your devotees as it is for yourself.\u00a0 With proper handling, you will be the lens through which your fans, followers and stalkers vicariously experience Burning Man.\u00a0 Thanks to our efforts in engineering unprecedented ticket demand, you can expect a Burning Man Bump in your popularity index rating with as little as one social media update per day.\u00a0 This, in turn, can be leveraged into higher paying endorsement contracts and more prestigious sponsorship deals.\u00a0 Add ‘Burners’ or ‘Without Borders’ to your pet charity project, and you’ll be drowning in donations!<\/p>\n
Our Media Center is here to help with your image management.\u00a0 In our air conditioned Image Control Room,\u00a0 your publicist will have 24\/7 access to the Internet as well as critical cable news network feeds.\u00a0 Facebook, Twitter, and TMZ have donated dedicated high-speed network connections to our Media Center, on the condition that they get a five minute lead on all posts, pics and vids.\u00a0 Using our patented Trend Tracking Systems, your on-playa persona can be adjusted to match the hourly shifts in what’s hot and what’s not.\u00a0 Our Media Center offers AT&T WIFI and Starbuck’s Coffee, any time day or night.<\/p>\n
Please carry and use your official camp beverage container at all times.\u00a0 Not only is container control essential to making sure you are not served any mid-shelf drinks, this glass is a perfect shade of green for post-party image editing.\u00a0 Upon returning from a day and\/or night of partying, your Spirit Guide will deliver your digital photos and videos to our Media Center.\u00a0 While you rest, our media specialists will digitally insert appropriate food and beverages from your on-file endorsement list.\u00a0 In the absence of personal endorsement contracts, Mirror Mirror reserves the right to insert official camp sponsors’ products into your media.<\/em>\u00a0 The final product will be ‘leaked’ to your preferred media outlets via our high speed satellite Internet link.<\/p>\n If you are simply rich, and haven’t yet mastered the transition to fame and glamor, Burning Man is the<\/em> place to take control.\u00a0 We can recommend several image consultants who can help you use your Burning Man Experience to build the type of following that is usually reserved for movie stars.\u00a0 To see how Burning Man can help morph your image from drab dud to media darling, just check out this guy<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" We are well aware that Burning Man is as much an experience for your devotees as it is for yourself.\u00a0 With proper handling, you will be the lens through which your fans, followers and stalkers vicariously experience Burning Man.\u00a0 Thanks to our efforts in engineering unprecedented ticket demand, you can expect a Burning Man Bump … Continue reading Media Services<\/span>