{"id":232,"date":"2015-02-20T16:50:52","date_gmt":"2015-02-20T16:50:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/?page_id=232"},"modified":"2026-09-14T19:21:58","modified_gmt":"2026-09-14T19:21:58","slug":"tickets-tickets-tickets","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/faq-2\/tickets-tickets-tickets\/","title":{"rendered":"Tickets, Tickets, Tickets…"},"content":{"rendered":"

As I’m sure you read all over the Interwebs, Burning Man tickets sold out within seconds<\/a>.\u00a0 This makes Burning Man the most popular and exclusive event of the year!\u00a0 \u00a0 A-Listers, who were savvy enough to secure their tickets early, will be ‘leaking’ pictures of themselves consuming premium foods and beverages<\/a> in the barren wasteland of the Playa.\u00a0 Those endorsement deals alone will easily cover the camp dues for Mirror Mirror<\/a>.\u00a0 All the while, B-Listers the world over will be trying to fill that week with photo-ops of them doing good deeds; as if people really care about that sort of thing.<\/p>\n

We’ve worked hard to engineer the hype, and the scarcity of tickets.\u00a0 Never before have so many people been so disappointed that they couldn’t attend this ‘radically inclusive’ event.\u00a0 This year, it was easier to get nominated for an Oscar than it was to get a ticket through the public channels.\u00a0 In the right circles, mentioning that you have your ticket secured will generate you more hype and envy than a new word tattoo<\/em>.<\/p>\n

With five hundred tickets reserved for members of the Mirror Mirror camp, your spot on the dusty carpets of Burning Man is virtually guaranteed! *<\/p>\n

Make your reservation now, as spots are filling fast.\u00a0 You don’t want to spend the week hanging out with Kathy Griffin<\/a> doing charity work, do you?<\/p>\n

*Not actually guaranteed, until we receive your reservation<\/a> deposit.\u00a0 The quickest route to the C-List is to lose your spot to Andy Dick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As I’m sure you read all over the Interwebs, Burning Man tickets sold out within seconds.\u00a0 This makes Burning Man the most popular and exclusive event of the year!\u00a0 \u00a0 A-Listers, who were savvy enough to secure their tickets early, will be ‘leaking’ pictures of themselves consuming premium foods and beverages in the barren wasteland … Continue reading Tickets, Tickets, Tickets…<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":140,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"tags":[14,16,3],"class_list":["post-232","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","tag-bm2015","tag-bmticketfail","tag-burningman"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P5ylUo-3K","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=232"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/232\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":247,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/232\/revisions\/247"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/140"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}