{"id":160,"date":"2015-01-22T04:18:52","date_gmt":"2015-01-22T04:18:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/?page_id=160"},"modified":"2015-02-09T17:53:44","modified_gmt":"2015-02-09T17:53:44","slug":"payment","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/faq-2\/payment\/","title":{"rendered":"Payment?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>&#8220;Do you accept Bitcoin?&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Fuck no!\u00a0 Doesn&#8217;t your broker slap you when you talk like that?<\/p>\n<p>Bitcoin is a volatile fad that doesn&#8217;t actually actually provide any anonymity.\u00a0 Researchers have developed methods capable of unmasking a majority of transactions, and you can bet that the IRS is working on improving that success rate.\u00a0 Anyone accepting Bitcoin is doing it for cheap publicity and basically can&#8217;t be trusted with a bucket of water.<\/p>\n<p>We understand why you would want to keep your visit to Burning Man &#8216;off the books&#8217;, and we are more than willing to accommodate you.\u00a0 Our preferred method is direct bank to bank transfers, using Cayman Island banks only.\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/leaked-data-from-30-000-swiss-bank-accounts-reveal-mass-1684629495\" target=\"_blank\">The Swiss can no longer be trusted.<\/a>\u00a0 For our more discerning guests, we accept payments in Gold, Platinum, and Palladium; based on spot price + 10% at time of reservation, to be delivered via secure courier within four hours or your reservation will be released.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Do you accept Bitcoin?&#8221; Fuck no!\u00a0 Doesn&#8217;t your broker slap you when you talk like that? Bitcoin is a volatile fad that doesn&#8217;t actually actually provide any anonymity.\u00a0 Researchers have developed methods capable of unmasking a majority of transactions, and you can bet that the IRS is working on improving that success rate.\u00a0 Anyone accepting &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/faq-2\/payment\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Payment?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":140,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"tags":[14,3,4,10,5,13,12],"class_list":["post-160","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","tag-bm2015","tag-burningman","tag-caravancicle","tag-decomodification","tag-mirror-mirror","tag-ousttananbaum","tag-wtf"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P5ylUo-2A","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=160"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":215,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/160\/revisions\/215"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/140"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}