{"id":142,"date":"2015-01-22T04:19:05","date_gmt":"2015-01-22T04:19:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/?page_id=142"},"modified":"2015-02-12T20:55:24","modified_gmt":"2015-02-12T20:55:24","slug":"reservations","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/faq-2\/reservations\/","title":{"rendered":"Reservations?"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Can I reserve a suite at Ch\u00e2teau Tananburn now, but hold off payment until I have secured tickets for myself and my entourage?”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pardon me for my indelicacy, but you are nouveau riche, aren’t you?\u00a0 Perhaps tech start-up rich?\u00a0 You haven’t really had a chance to appreciate just how right Chris Rock<\/a> is?\u00a0 Let us help you embrace your new reality while attending the mind blowing experience of Burning Man.<\/p>\n

Securing a suite at Ch\u00e2teau Tananburn means not having to deal with trivialities such as ordering your staff to participate in the on-line sale for you.\u00a0 As a prestigious guest at our camp, your presence itself is a desired commodity.\u00a0 As a member of a board<\/em>, I make sure our guests, are gifted tickets by hook or by crook, which is why we can say we didn’t participate in a special ticket sale with a straight face and without getting our lawyer’s boxers all knotted up.<\/p>\n

You will find yourself invited to many exclusive parties, art car rides, and roundtables.\u00a0 Do be careful how many of these events you attend, as accepting too many invitations may encourage unwanted attachments with people unworthy of our camp.\u00a0 If this does happen, our camp perimeter patrol can assist with sycophant detachment.<\/p>\n

To answer your question: No. In order to secure your suite at Ch\u00e2teau Tananburn you need to transfer your full payment to my Cayman Island account ASAP.\u00a0 We would be very disappointed, in you, if you missed out on this opportunity and had to rent RVs for yourself and your staff like some traveling circus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Can I reserve a suite at Ch\u00e2teau Tananburn now, but hold off payment until I have secured tickets for myself and my entourage?” Pardon me for my indelicacy, but you are nouveau riche, aren’t you?\u00a0 Perhaps tech start-up rich?\u00a0 You haven’t really had a chance to appreciate just how right Chris Rock is?\u00a0 Let us … Continue reading Reservations?<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":140,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"tags":[14,3,4,10,5,13,12],"class_list":["post-142","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","tag-bm2015","tag-burningman","tag-caravancicle","tag-decomodification","tag-mirror-mirror","tag-ousttananbaum","tag-wtf"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P5ylUo-2i","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":221,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/142\/revisions\/221"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/140"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}