{"id":140,"date":"2015-01-22T04:07:21","date_gmt":"2015-01-22T04:07:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/?page_id=140"},"modified":"2015-02-17T03:49:15","modified_gmt":"2015-02-17T03:49:15","slug":"faq-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/faq-2\/","title":{"rendered":"FAQ"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We understand that Burning Man is going to be a bit of a culture shock for you.\u00a0 There are only a hundred vintages on our wine list, turn-down caviar has been replaced with Belgian chocolate to reduce spoilage, we won&#8217;t have tanning beds to add that extra glow, and there are no paparazzi to tip off when you need a quick fix of publicity.\u00a0 To help you cope with this shocking environment, we are compiling a few Frequently Asked Questions.\u00a0 If we have not already addressed your deepest hopes and fears, please have your personal assistant add a comment here and we will address it as quickly as possible.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Apology?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/faq-2\/apology\/\">\u201cWhat\u2019s with the apology posted on the Burning Man site?\u00a0 We are rich, we don\u2019t apologize! Will camping with an apologist impact my experience?\u201d<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Community?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/faq-2\/community\/\">\u201cIt seems\u00a0<span class=\"st\">Caravancicle<\/span> broke several of the \u2018Ten Principles\u2019.\u00a0 Will \u201cChateau Tananburn\u201d address those issues?\u201d<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Decommodification?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/faq-2\/decomodification\/\">\u201c<span class=\"_Tgc\">Decommodification<\/span>?\u00a0 Isn\u2019t that Commie bullshit?\u201d<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Drugs?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/faq-2\/drugs\/\">\u201cDrugs?\u00a0 It&#8217;s cool, right?\u201d<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Inspiration?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/faq-2\/inspiration\/\">\u201cWhat inspired you to build Ch\u00e2teau Tananburn?\u201d<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"MOOP?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/faq-2\/moop\/\">\u201cWhat is MOOP? Is it easy to score?\u201d<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Payment?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/faq-2\/payment\/\">\u201cDo you accept Bitcoin?\u201d<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Principles?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/faq-2\/principles\/\">\u201cWhat are these Ten Principles?\u201d<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Reservations?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/faq-2\/reservations\/\">\u201cCan I reserve a suite at Ch\u00e2teau Tananburn now, but hold off payment until I have secured tickets for myself and my entourage?\u201d<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Sherpa?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/faq-2\/sherpa\/\">\u201cWhat is a Sherpa?\u201d<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Wristbands?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/faq-2\/wristbands\/\">\u201cWristbands, really?\u00a0 Don\u2019t you think that is a little bridge &amp; tunnel?\u201d<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We understand that Burning Man is going to be a bit of a culture shock for you.\u00a0 There are only a hundred vintages on our wine list, turn-down caviar has been replaced with Belgian chocolate to reduce spoilage, we won&#8217;t have tanning beds to add that extra glow, and there are no paparazzi to tip &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/faq-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">FAQ<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"tags":[14,3,4,5,13,12],"class_list":["post-140","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","tag-bm2015","tag-burningman","tag-caravancicle","tag-mirror-mirror","tag-ousttananbaum","tag-wtf"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P5ylUo-2g","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=140"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/140\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":224,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/140\/revisions\/224"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}