{"id":121,"date":"2015-01-09T04:00:13","date_gmt":"2015-01-09T04:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/?page_id=121"},"modified":"2015-01-22T03:54:29","modified_gmt":"2015-01-22T03:54:29","slug":"rex-s","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/testamonials\/rex-s\/","title":{"rendered":"Rex S."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, to check Burning Man off my Bucket List! I would&#8217;ve given&#8230; my right nut.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d heard that it was giddily cool, in that way that soiled, plebeian stuff is fashion-mag cool. I heard about it when someone at the Summit (or was it Bohemian Grove?) mentioned it somewhat &#8220;sotto voce&#8221;, so that I knew I had to go then. It was the &#8220;sotto voce&#8221; that got me.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, to check Burning Man off my Bucket List! I would&#8217;ve given&#8230; my personal assistant an afternoon off!<\/p>\n<p>Honestly, Jimmy, I&#8217;d have given anything you asked to slide me one of those magic tickets.<\/p>\n<p>Turns out, I didn&#8217;t have to give a dam thing! All you asked was 17K! What a stupendous bargain. The sheer volume of Content arrayed everywhere for my delight was clearly worth millions! Good job! Your Logistics crews are world-class to build that whole city out there like that.<\/p>\n<p>My favorite part? The thing with the toenails. You know that thing \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m so excited by the plans for 2015. I&#8217;ll be telling all my special friends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, to check Burning Man off my Bucket List! I would&#8217;ve given&#8230; my right nut. I&#8217;d heard that it was giddily cool, in that way that soiled, plebeian stuff is fashion-mag cool. I heard about it when someone at the Summit (or was it Bohemian Grove?) mentioned it somewhat &#8220;sotto voce&#8221;, so that I knew &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/testamonials\/rex-s\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Rex S.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":106,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"tags":[14,3,4,10,5,13,12],"class_list":["post-121","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","tag-bm2015","tag-burningman","tag-caravancicle","tag-decomodification","tag-mirror-mirror","tag-ousttananbaum","tag-wtf"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P5ylUo-1X","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=121"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/121\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":122,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/121\/revisions\/122"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/106"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}