{"id":117,"date":"2015-01-08T22:11:24","date_gmt":"2015-01-08T22:11:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/?page_id=117"},"modified":"2015-01-22T03:54:29","modified_gmt":"2015-01-22T03:54:29","slug":"terry-r","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/testamonials\/terry-r\/","title":{"rendered":"Terry R."},"content":{"rendered":"

Submitted via Reddit<\/a>:<\/em><\/p>\n

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Internationally famous\/notorious fashion photographer Terry R********* here! You know, with the pedo ‘stache and the glasses.<\/p>\n

I’d been dreaming of attending Burning Man ever since I saw a video of some hot Eastern European fashion models looking ‘pert’, if you get my drift, on some sort of mobile disco climbing structure that I soon found out was called the Robot Heart bus.<\/p>\n

I have to tell you, I was pretty much ready to climb all over their structures there and then, if you get my drift. By which I mean bang them.<\/p>\n

I did extensive research on “Burning Man” by watching every ‘Robot Heart’ video I could find. I was not-unreasonably lead to believe that Burning Man was some sort of VIP event involving DJs, hot fashion models and that flat desert place off of the car commercials.<\/p>\n

Imagine my horror when my trusty assistant did some non-Robot Heart research and discovered there were people there who might not have heard of international fashion photographer Terry R*********, people who …. holy fuck…. might not even have<\/em> cheekbones. And don’t get me fucking started on toilet facilities that were clearly not designed for hoovering up gak in.<\/p>\n

Thank god you came to the rescue, Jimmy Tananburn, with the invite to your carefully-curated camping experience.<\/p>\n

My favorite thing about Caravansicle? The Robot Heart Short Bus.<\/p>\n

Who’s genius idea was it to stick a couple of stripper poles and some Beats by Dre bluetooth speakers on a 12 seater mini-bus that never even left camp, and schedule a rotating line up of hot Eastern European pole “talent” to writhe over it, keeping the party going, 24\/7? Jimmy, you mad bastard, I’m assuming it was yours.<\/p>\n

Thanks to the Robot Heart Short Bus I was able to experience the authentic Burning Man experience of leering at fucking hot babes in micro-bikinis on a musical bus. Without even leaving camp! And when I say “leering” I mean inviting back to my unique Caravansicle luxury suite to “take a few headshots because you might have a future in modeling….”<\/p>\n

My assistant (who is typing this as I am currently helping a somewhat emaciated young lady out of her underwear) has reminded me to say something about Caravansicle’s commitment to sustainability.<\/p>\n

Jimmy! Having the “executive chemical sommelier” chop out endless lines of viagra on the top of that beautiful bar in the VIP lounge went a long, long way to ensuring my sustainability<\/em> for the duration of Burning Man. Again, this was Burning Man done right<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Looking forward to coming back this year, and after seeing my pics, I believe my old American Apparel mate Dov C******’s thinking of coming too….<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Submitted via Reddit: Internationally famous\/notorious fashion photographer Terry R********* here! You know, with the pedo ‘stache and the glasses. I’d been dreaming of attending Burning Man ever since I saw a video of some hot Eastern European fashion models looking ‘pert’, if you get my drift, on some sort of mobile disco climbing structure that … Continue reading Terry R.<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":106,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"tags":[14,3,4,10,5,13,12],"class_list":["post-117","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","tag-bm2015","tag-burningman","tag-caravancicle","tag-decomodification","tag-mirror-mirror","tag-ousttananbaum","tag-wtf"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P5ylUo-1T","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":118,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/117\/revisions\/118"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/106"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tananburn.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}